evening during gym on fri:

trainer: "eh how old are you ah?"
me: "how old do you think i am?"
another trainer: "eighteen?"
me: "eighteen can lah"
trainer: "means what?"
me: "can lah, eighteen, i don't mind"
trainer: "then your sister? younger or older"
me: "younger"
trainer: "how old?"
me: "she's twenty"
trainer: "means older sister lah"
me: "no, younger"

at night at the entrance to 6ambo9 on the same day:

bouncer: "lu berapa umur?"
me: *stare cock* "huh?"
bouncer: "umur?"
me: "uh, dua puluh *pause* empat lah" (pause, cuz lie about my age too many times already until forgot how old i was)

don't know whether to be happy/proud that people think i'm so much younger than i really am.