for christmas dinner, #3 roasted a turkey..
mummy saw the label, which said 'basted'. so she asked. "what does 'basted' mean?" (she pronounced it 'bastard')
so #3 said... "means the turkey's parents are not married."
....

i was cutting lime and didn't know she meant 'basted' i thought my mum was being random and asked what does bastard mean.

then during dinner.. #3 said.. "the turkey just tastes like chicken..."

so i said.. "maybe the turkey is 'basted' because the mother is a turkey but father is a rooster."

i propose that every december, hoho's name becomes hohoho.